IM SORRY!!!!

To the Flying Public: We're sorry
We're sorry we have no pillows.
We're sorry we're out of blankets.
We're sorry the airplane is too cold.
We're sorry the airplane is too hot.
We're sorry the overhead bins are full.
We're sorry we have no closet space for your over sized bag.
We're sorry that's not the seat you wanted.
We're sorry there's a restless toddler/overweight/ offensive smelling
passenger seated next to you.
We're sorry the plane is full and there are no other seats available.
We're sorry you didn't get your upgrade.
We're sorry that guy makes you uncomfortable because he "looks like a
terrorist".
We're sorry there's a thunderstorm and we can't take off.
We're sorry we don't know when it will stop.
We're sorry you're crammed into a space so small that if you were an
animal PETA would protest.
We're sorry our plane has no music or video entertainment for your 3
hour flight.
We're sorry we ran out of your favorite soda.
We're sorry there are no more sandwiches.
We're sorry that Budweiser costs $6.
We're sorry we don't have diapers for your baby.
We're sorry we don't have milk for same baby.
We're sorry you can't hang out by the cockpit door waiting to use the
bathroom.
We're sorry you can't hang out at the back of the airplane.
We're sorry you have to sit down and fasten your seatbelt.
We're sorry you have to put your seat up for landing.
We're sorry we don't know when we're going to land.
We're sorry we don't know whether your plane to (substitute any city
in the world) will be waiting for you when we land.
We're sorry we've been diverted because we ran out of gas waiting to
land.
We're sorry for these and so many other things that we have
absolutely no control over but which we are held accountable for
EVERY SINGLE DAY .

Please understand. Flight attendants are not the enemy. We share your
space. More than anyone - we want to have a nice, pleasant travel
experience.

( I received this in an email...not sure where it came from)